Sunday, January 8, 2012

The way to a girl's heart (for those who are curious)

Valentine's Day is fast approaching and as most of you know, I'm not a fan of the over commercialized crap that stores insist we have to buy to prove our affection. It's useless and stupid. I've decided to share what works for me instead. First of all, this is not a fullproof method of winning the affection of any woman, just one who's not a grubby bitch. Who needs flowers and gifts? I need music. That being said, I've decided to share a few songs that will make any good woman fall at your feet.


 Hello-Lionel Richie






With or Without You- U2





Also accepted:
 1. All My Life- Kc and JoJo
 2. When I Fall in Love- Nat King Cole
 3. Let's Stay Together- Al Green
4. She's Got a Way- Billy Joel (anything by this artist is acceptable)
 5. These Arms of Mine- Otis Redding (anything by this artist is acceptable as well)


Now if you have less than honorable intentions and need a little mood music, I've still got ya...


Bed- J. Holiday




Cream- Prince




There are many others that will grant access to her no no spot... ANYTHING by Usher usually works wonders if you're just looking for a fun time. R. Kelly also works in this situation. Go with what you know and like already. These are just suggestions and aren't proven to work on everyone, but if they don't she's not the one you want anyway!

6 comments:

Atley said...

I hate V-DAY! It's just Singles awareness day! ugh. lame!

Dr Blood said...

OK, so what works for deaf girls?

Angel1649 said...

Porn would I guess.

The Tsaritsa a.k.a. Alexandra Naughton said...

Yeah, Valentine's Day has never been a favorite of mine. I like chocolate, but I'd rather have music than flowers or some silly gift :)

MRanthrope said...

ha, calling it your no no spot is almost a surefire way to guarantee it remains a no no (no action) spot. haha.

Angel1649 said...

Not this one ;)