Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

With my little sister graduating high school and moving in with me, the Can't Hardly Wait quotes are abundant in this house. This movie is full of stupid, immature humor which we can all use from time to time. Let's go Way Back to the 90s and remember what High School was like for the rest of us.
Here are a few of the random quotes you can expect to say for the rest of your life.

..."He has hair...and he wears tee shirts, sometimes"....

..."would you like to touch my penis?"....

"You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady."

"Woman, this is all *your* fault. Come bargin' in here like a friggin' moose."

"Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!"

"I better double bag it. I don't know where that girl been."
And the one that gets the most use around here...
"I can't feel my legs, I HAVE NO LEGS!"